WTF!: Racist Ringtone #1 On iTunes
Try a real awesome Mordecai and Rigby ra-ha-ringtone instead. :)
Ching-chongy Oriental music riff? Check. Big gong sound? Check. Over-exaggerated mock Asian-Y guy accent yelling at you about picking up your phone and calling you “Gay” and “Carpet Muncher” and calling you a “Niggah?” Check, check, and check.
Who knew that a ringtone with a horrendous mock Asian accent could be THE funniest and top-selling comedy ringtone on iTunes today! (Well, gosh, if just doing an Asian accent makes you top in Comedy…I really should’ve taken that advice from those hack comics when I first started doing standup comedy, huh?)
For a mere $1.29 you TOO can have your iPhone have an “Asian” guy telling you that your ”Asian Sister Calling.” The “artist” is called “Ringtones!” on iTunes and “Ringtone & Ringtones” on Amazon.
I transcribed this top seller just below but it’s MUCH more enlightening if you listen to “Sister Calling” for yourself. But it doesn’t stop there! You can also hear OTHER gems from this same company like “Carpet Muncher” and “Nunchuck!” in case you didn’t get your fill of Asian, gay and black stereotypes on your iPhone. See THOSE transcribed after the jump OR listen to them yourself at the Amazon site.
I also HIGHLY suggest you notify AMAZON that this is completely offensive and doesn’t deserve a place online. I left a comment of one star as well.